Banner

Pavlov bans TikTok

Acts

Pavlov bans TikTok

12 July 7528 AM

His Imperial Majesty Alexander IV, Defender of the Faith, Turtle and Elephants, may the Almighty God bless his reign, gave Imperial Assent to TikTok and Pornography Act which bans Pavlovian citizens from using the TikTok app and consuming pornographic images.

The Act was proposed by HM Despot Ivan Brienskiy and motivates the ban by the inherent degeneracy and heretical nature of the app, as well as by the health hazards of regular consumption of pornographic materials. When approached by the Gazette with a request to comment on his reasons for proposing the Act, the Despot said "I am glad we succeeded to ban TikTok, and on that way protect our dear Pavlovians from degeneracy. This will make us one and only Heaven on Flat Earth".